Sex on Sabbath?

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?"

So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!


Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.
In other words, he goes to a rabbi.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
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The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."

किरायेदार...

सत्तर साल के एक बूढ़े ने बीस साल की एक लड़की से शादी की तो उसके दोस्त ने उसे लानत देते हुए कहा,"इस उम्र में शादी करने की क्या सूझी थी? अब किसी को अपना मकान किराये पर मत देना।"

बूढे ने सिर हिला दिया।

कुछ महीने बाद उनकी दोबारा मुलाक़ात हुई तो दोस्त ने पूछा,"तुम्हारी पत्नी का क्या हाल है?"

बूढ़ा: उसे बच्चा होने वाला है।

दोस्त: कमाल है!

बूढ़ा: इसमें कमाल की क्या बात है?

दोस्त: कोई किरायेदार तो नहीं रखा।

बूढ़ा: रखा नहीं, रखी थी।

दोस्त: फिर।

बूढ़ा: अब उसको भी बच्चा होने वाला है।  

Midget marrys to...

A midget gets married to a regular sized girl and they go on their honeymoon. 
When the midget gets back home, a friend asks him how was his honeymoon. He said, "It was OK but I was a little disappointed." His friend asks him why he was disappointed. 

He replies, "Well, when we were nose to nose, my toes were in it. When we were toes to toes, my nose was in it. And when I was in it, there was no one to talk to."