Oct 7, 2015

Midget marrys to...

A midget gets married to a regular sized girl and they go on their honeymoon. 
When the midget gets back home, a friend asks him how was his honeymoon. He said, "It was OK but I was a little disappointed." His friend asks him why he was disappointed. 

He replies, "Well, when we were nose to nose, my toes were in it. When we were toes to toes, my nose was in it. And when I was in it, there was no one to talk to."