With no offense, check Love Making Tips For Seniors
==> Put on your glasses.
==> Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
==> Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
==> Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
==> Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
==> Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
==> Keep extra Poli-Grip closeby so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
==> Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
==> Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
==> If it works, email everyone you know with the good news.
==> ==> Don't even think about trying it twice! <==<==
==> Put on your glasses.
==> Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
==> Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
==> Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
==> Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
==> Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
==> Keep extra Poli-Grip closeby so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
==> Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
==> Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
==> If it works, email everyone you know with the good news.
==> ==> Don't even think about trying it twice! <==<==
