The Difference

This old couple was sitting in their rocking chairs on the back porch when the old lady reached over and knocked the old man out of his chair.

The old man got up, sat back down in his chair and said, "What was that for?"

The old lady said, "That was for 50 years of bad sex."

A couple minutes later the old man reached over and knocked the old lady out of her chair. She got up and said, "What was that for?"

The old man said, "That's for knowing the difference."

Couple in Bed

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people.

In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job. The question was:

A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

The first one says, "My answer is, there is no answer."

The second one says, "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."

The THIRD one says, "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names, it's either, Willie Turner or Willie Nailer.

HE GOT THE JOB!!!