ATTRACTION- The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT- What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING- The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL- Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around young children.
EASY- A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man..
EYE CONTACT- A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND- A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE- A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING- A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT- What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY- How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
FRIGID- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or one who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.
SOBER- Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
NAG- A man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just sex.
Apr 5, 2010
Understanding Relationships
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