Barn Tales...

A lady barn keeper used to drive her cows to the farm, where a bull was kept to get them pregnant. On one such day, the farm keeper, a young lad and the girl happened to be standing and watching the bull in the act.

The boy says to the girl: "Gee! I wish I could do that." The girl answers: "Go ahead! I am not stopping you." The guy replies: "No ma’am! Perhaps the cow wouldn't like it."