Surgeon Opinions

An Ontario surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

A Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

A B.C. surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

An Alberta surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But a Newfie surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."