Nov 29, 2007

Mid-life Crises

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey - 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10" black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a HOT 25 years old blonde! Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10" black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.

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