Marriage one liners

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

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