Nov 3, 2007


…that companies invariably wait until an employee’s retirement dinner to tell him what a fantastic man he is?

…that people who forget to turn off their car headlights always remember to lock their doors?

…that in traffic the man in front of you is sightseeing while the man behind you wants to race?

…that young people who expect instant gratification in every thing else are willing to stand in line all night for rock-show tickets?

…that the weaker the arguments, the stronger the words?

…that the first piece of luggage out of the airport baggage chute never belongs to anybody?

…that the shortest line becomes the slowest line once you choose it?

…that the last key in the bunch usually opens the lock?

…that the first person who gets off a crowded elevator is always standing in the back?