Jul 1, 2007

Are You One of Those

Next time you go to the public toilets you may observe one of the following types of visitors:

Excitable Type - Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type - Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type - Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type - Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type - All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type - Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.

Vain Type - Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type - Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.

Worried Type - Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.

Disgruntled Type - Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.

Sneaky Type - Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type - Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type - Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.

Childish Type - Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.

Strong Type - Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type - Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.

Embarrassed Type - Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type - Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.